Today my little boy had a meltdown because we couldn't get a goldfish on the way home from school.
The Post Office lost my package, and now I owe a woman in Brazil $231.00
I'm about to be homeless
and I just ate an almost-full bag of Sour Cream and Cheddar flavored Baked Ruffles, by myself.
ever since my appearance on Extreme Makeover: Bangs Edition,
I find that none of those things really matter anymore.