Him: Um, Mommy...do you think you should do something about your feet?
Me: What do you mean?
Him: Well, they look all dirty and stuff. You should go to that place and have the people fix them.
Me: How will they do that?
Him: They probably won't have to cut them off, but maybe. Or else just put them in a big bowl of water that smells good.
Me: Like in the Bible?
Him: Pretty much. Except don't forget the fingernail polish.