Thursday, July 23, 2009

Conversation with my six-year-old

Him: Um, Mommy...do you think you should do something about your feet?
Me: What do you mean?
Him: Well, they look all dirty and stuff. You should go to that place and have the people fix them.
Me: How will they do that?
Him: They probably won't have to cut them off, but maybe. Or else just put them in a big bowl of water that smells good.
Me: Like in the Bible?
Him: Pretty much. Except don't forget the fingernail polish.

5 comments:

Deborah said...

I HEART him, like a LOT. Your feet are fine, by the way, but still have them put them in the good-smellin Bible water.

Claire said...

How the heck ARE you? Bringing Maddie up in a month -- so glad to know that you are up there representing the vast midwest...

Claire said...

Hey, how ARE you?? Bringing Maddie up that way in a month -- glad to know that you're up there representin' the vast midwest!

Claire said...

I think I just posted about 15 comments...all variations on the same thing. Had some wine tonight...

michael moebes, esq. said...

Someone needs to cut Claire off.

Re: treating fee Biblically, did he offer to wipe them off with his hair? 'Cause if he didn't...well, I worry about his soul.